another jokes:::::
two women were quarreling for water reasons
A railway man (one of the women's husband) came to stop
MAN: Why u both guys are quarreling????
2nd women: because of ur wife saying that...
more... today is my day for watering the plants but in real sense today is my turn but she is not understanding
WIFE: No, today is my turn (and so argument continued)
a man got puzzled by the two
after a second minutes he replied to his wife
MAN: see my dear, ur words may be not confirmed but I guarantee it is a RAC
WIFE: Atleast not Waiting list.
now 2nd women got puzzled....